Armor Pinching

For some reason you are never comfortable in metal armor. No matter what you do, some part of you is always being pinched somewhere or another and it is overall quite uncomfortable.
Effect: You receive a -4 armor check penalty while wearing metal based armor.

Mammophile

Whither you admit it or not, you love breasts, A LOT. The bigger the better. Because of this you are more easily swayed by women with large breasts.
Effect: Large chested characters gain a +4 bonus to all social checks against you, as well as a +2 fetish bonus to all other actions against you. Touching large breasts will daze you for 1 round. This can not be prevented.

Mammophobia

Maybe you were smothered by them as a child, but for whatever reason you are deeply afraid of large breasts. The closer they are to you the more unsettled you become.
Effect: You have a -4 penalty to social checks when dealing with large chested characters. Touching large breasts will cause you to become fearful as if under the Fear spell for 1 round, with no save.

Ill-Fitting Form

As nice as your body may look, it does nothing to help you keep your armor on. Your armor has a tendency to slip off or ride up when performing certain tasks.
Effect: You receive a penalty based on the armors primary material: -4 for metal, -3 leather, -2 cloth for all physical skill checks.

Milk Dependency

Be it a quark of birth or a prank played on you by a God, you are dependent on milk for liquid nourishment. You can only drink something if it is primarily comprised of milk, anything else will simply pass through you leaving you unrefreshed, even water.
Effect: If you dont drink milk on a regular basis than you suffer a -1 penalty to all actions. For every day after the penalty comes into effect, that penalty increases by 1. If you go 7 days without milk you must make an endurance check to keep from dying of dehydration. This stacks with any rules for dehydration.